Top Ten Signs You're Dumb
10. You stopped watching wrestling
because it's too
complicated
9. The hot beverage warning on
Starbucks cups
mentions you by name
8. On census form you count yourself
plus the guy in
the mirror
7. You augment your income by
photocopying
quarters
6. As a special treat you take yourself
to Jiffy Lube
and you don't own a car
5. Fear of injury keeps you from using a
comb
4. Just spent two hours trying to
improve the
reception on your microwave
3. According to you, this week American
King Fidel
Castro got on a spaceship, went to the planet of
Cuba and met with dictator Jimmy Connors
2. You're a NHL
season-ticket
holder
1. You don't send your customers to
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